So funny

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Abaarsa Suubboo

"Sa'a adii korma dhaltu

Sitoo tuufoo haammatee

Maalan siif godha garuu

Sitoo suubboo jaalatee

Hubboon laga dhaabataa

Baaqelaa hinliqeessinii

Suubboon nyaata jaalata

Waaqni isaa hinsifeessini!"

.

"Suubboo yaa monoffolii

Ibsaa looshaa boqorii

Jaarsa ijoolleef dhaadatu

Gobaan ittaa dhaabbatu

Jaarsa ijoolleef hokkolu

Gobaan isaa dhonqoruu"

jetti dubarri durii, gaafa intalli suubbootti heerumuuf kaatu.

Afoolli raajiidhuma!

Ref: https://www.facebook.com/share/p/vHKtDCSR4S8gHXLK/

Jibaat #1

Dachee Qabeenya Uumamaan Badhaate

Godina Shawaa Lixaa

Bosona Jibaat

Godinni Shawaa Lixaa qabeenya uumamaa fi iddoowwan seenaa qabeessa hedduun kan badhaatedha. Qabeenyi godinichaa aanaalee itti argamu keessaa aanaan Jibaat isa tokko.

Aanaan Jibaat bakkeewwaan hawwata turizimiitiif oolaan uumaman badhaadhaan hedduu qabdu keessaa: kanneen akka ardaa jilaalee, dhagaa Tuullaa katar, Fincaawwaan akka fincaa'aa Gaattiraa, Faalleefi Leemman, Bosonoota gurguddoo Akka Bosona Jibaatiifi Asaasaa, Laaftoo Libaniifi kanneen biroon hedduudha. Isaan kanneen keessaa har'aaf waa'ee Bosona #Jibat hamma tokko jabaa isiniin jenna.

Bosonni Jibaat Godina Shawaa Lixaa Aanaa Jibaat Magaalaa Shanan irraa km 8 fagaatee kan argamudha. Bosonni jibaat lafa iskuweer kiilomeetirii 12,000 ol uffisee kan argamuufi gosoota biqiloota garaagaraa 66 ol of keessaa qabaachuu isaa odeeffanneerra.

Kana malees bosonni kun akka madda tuuriziimiitti taajajila kennuun cinaatti bakka jireenya bineensoota gurguddoofi kanneen lafarra lohaan mukeenirra jiraatanfi kanneen biroollee ta'ee tajaajila jira.

Akkasumas yeroo dhiyoo asitti cinaa bosonichaatti dargaggoonniifi hawaasni muraasni gaagura aadaafi ammayyaa hidhuun damma irraa oomishamaa jiraachuus ibsameera.

Bosonni jibaat hedduu bal'aafi faayidaa hedduus akka qabu ibsmeen bosonni jibaat Roobaa gahaa naannoo sanaafi akka biyyaatti uumuun cinatti madda bishaan dhugaatii qulqulluu hawaasni jibaatiifi naannooshe hedduun irraa fayyadamaniiti.

Bosonni Jibaat Godina Shawaa Lixaa keessatti kan argamu aanaalee godina Shawaa Lixaa afur Daannoo, Noonnoo, Jibaat fi Liiban Jaawwii keessatti kan argamuudha.

Kana malees Bosonni Jibaat Bishaan hedduu qulqulluufi dhandhama gaarii of keessa qabuus waan keessaa burquuf Qaamni Bishaan jibaatirratti investimeentiin hojjeechuun ofiifi hawaasaa fayyaduuf fedhii qabu yoo dhufe haala gaariin kan simatamu ta'uu ibsameera.

Madda: Kominikeeshinii Godina Shawaa Lixaa (https://www.facebook.com/share/p/J4r9CfkcEcJJFrb2/)

Makmaaksa #10

"Yaa rifeensa dhaddee, biilaa qaradhu;

Yaa hiyyeessa baddee, ifaan maladhu."

Waliin Dubbii Gurbaafi Intalaa

YAA SANBATA TASAN BADAA!"

(Waliin Dubbii Gurbaafi Intalaa Bara durii)

...

Ishii:

"Yaa Sanbata Kusaayee

Silaa gatiin durbaa hinbushaayee

Anoo manattan ulfaayee!"jetti. Asitti ddubbistootaaf margan qaba!

...

Isa:

"Arbuun jinfuudhaa

Manatti hinaftu

Anuu sin fuudhaa!"

..

Ishii:

"Arbuun ceekaadhaa

An sitti hineerumu

Atuu deegaadhaa!"

...

Isa:

"Xaafii gamaa cagadannaa

Koottuu natti heerumi

Wajjin nagadannaa!"

...

Ishii:

Xaafii gamaa hincagadinii

Otuma na hinfuudhiin

Dur maaf hinnagadin?"

...

Isa:

"Nan gurgura sangaakoo isa mararaa

Siin bita bashannaqaa

Burree gurgureen siif bita maashinii

Daggala uffattee haabaatu maasinii...!

Ishii:

"Dhugumayyuu mee na fudhadhuu gali!"

Isa:

"Sambata Gabaa Gaam'aa

Galeen abbabbaa gaaf'a!"

...

Ishee:

"Sambata Gabaa Geemmoo

Maal jedhe abbaan keemmoo?"

...

Isa:

"Muka ammaa hordanii fageessuu

Durba ammaa gorsan hindhageessu...!"

...

Ishii:

"Jaldeessi gaaranaa baaqelaa sukkuumaa

Abbaan namaa kadhatee...

Qaraxee nama fuusisa jennaan,

Keemmoo gadaakee sukkuumaa

Jaarsi maddiin suntuuraa?"

...

Haaluma kanaan osoo haasa'anuu fudhatee galee waliin jiraachuu jalqabu. Baatii muraasa booda dubbiin biraa ka'a.

Ishii:

"Burree gurgurii naaf biti maashinii

Daggala uffattee haabaatu maasinii

Gurguri sangaakee isa mararaaa

Naaf biti bashannaqaa

Yoo ati didde isa qabuttan dhaqaa!"

...

Isa:

"Hingurguru sangaakoo isa mararaa

Siif hinbitu bashannaqaa

Burree gurguree siif hinbitu maashinii

Daggala uffattee maaf baati maasiinii

Walitti nam'iteeti iyyiti maatiinii

Yoo kanaan didde kuunnooti daandiini!"

Madda: https://www.facebook.com/share/p/GUjY899KVe1RpF53/

Dhiifama (Forgiveness)

"Dhiifama gochuun mo'amuudha" jetti barruun asii gadii:

Yuunivarsitii tokko keessatti guyyaa tokko barsiistuun saayikooloojii barattoota isheetiif assaayimentii kenniteef. Assaayimentichis akkas jedha. "Dinnicha/moosee irratti maqaa nama jibbitanii barreessitanii fiddu. Hubachiisa, "Baay'ina hamma nama jibbituu nama tokkoof dinnicha tokko" jettee itti himte. Barattoonnis guyyaa itti aanutti, warri kaan 1, warri kaan 3, warri kaan 6-10'tti fidanii maqaa namootaas tokkoon tokkoon isaa irratti barreessan. Barsiistuunis "Hunda isaa boorsaa keessan keessa kaa'aa, hanga torbee tokkoottis keessaa hin fuutani. Boorsicha yeroo ciistanis, mana fincaaniittis, ofirraa hin buuftan" jettee ajajje. Gaafa guyyaa sadii fi afur bulu dinnichichi tortoree foolii kennuu jalqabe. Gaafa shanii fi ja'a ga'u garmalee ajaa'uu jalqabe, keessaayyuu abbaan dinnicha kudhanii baay'ee rakkate, ulfaatinnis ni jira.

Torban tokko booda fidanii barsiistuutti himan. Torban xumurreerra jedhan. Barsiistuunis "Akkam ture ba'aan torbee?" jettee gaafatte. Hundumtuu guungumanii "Baay'ee nu rakkise barsiistuu keenyaa, baayee rakkanne ba'aan isaas nu rakkise, fooliin isaas baayee nu miidhe" jedhan. "Agartan mitii? Jibba boorsaa keessan keessatti torban tokko baachuunuu isinitti cime, lapheefi sammuu keessan keessatti umurii keessan guutuu baachuun hammam haa cimuree? Kan torbee tokkotti hangana isinitti ajaa'e laphee keessan keessatti immoo hagam ajaa'aree?" jetteen.

"Dhiifama gochuun mo'amuu miti; boqonnaa sammuuti"

Via: Mo'aa Kudhama

Just START and you will be surprised with the result

Just START and you will be surprised with the result.

The only thing expected from you is being patient and ready to accept risk.

10 YouTube channels that will teach you more than any university degree: ⤵️

1. Colin and Samir:

If you want to become a content creator or learn about the creator economy, this channel is a must-watch. They interview the world's biggest creators and break down their growth and business strategies.

youtube.com/@ColinandSamir

2. Thomas Frank:

Whether you're in high school, college, university, or already working, Thomas will teach you to be more productive. He shares study tips, advice on beating procrastination, and much more.

youtube.com/@Thomasfrank

 3. Valuetainment:

Patrick Bet-David went from being broke to starting his own company and he's now worth $150+ million. He shares the secrets to success from his own life and lessons he's learned along the way.

youtube.com/@VALUETAINMENT

4. The School of Life:

The School of Life shares ideas on how to better understand ourselves through philosophy and psychology, improve our relationships, deepen our social connections, and much more.

https://youtube.com/@theschooloflifetv?si=A9HsYY6igIPG3hjL

5. Alex Hormozi:

If you want to learn sales (probably the most important skill in business), study Alex–he's a master at it. His channel is worth binge-watching.

youtube.com/@AlexHormozi

6. Ali Abdaal:

If you want to become more productive, Ali is your guy. He's a Cambridge University doctor turned productivity guru who will help you accomplish more with less.

youtube.com/@aliabdaal

7. Bro code:

This channel is perfect if you're looking to learn coding. You can understand a whole programming language from just one video.

It's easy, straightforward, and doesn't cost anything.

youtube.com/@BroCodez

8. Andrew Huberman:

Stanford neuroscience professor Andrew Huberman discusses neuroscience and science-based tools that will help you live a healthier and longer life.

youtube.com/@hubermanlab

9. Khan Academy:

With a specific focus on science and math, this channel is brimming with valuable educational videos that make learning fun and engaging.

youtube.com/@khanacademy

10. Crash Course:

Crash Course is the high school professor you wished you had. They make high-quality educational videos on 30+ topics including literature, biology, world history, and many more interesting subjects.

youtube.com/@crashcourse

15 Golden Rules for WO/MEN

Here are 15 golden rules for both men and women to follow in various aspects of life:

1. Respect Others: 

Treat everyone with respect and dignity, regardless of their background or status.

2. Practice Integrity: 

Be honest and uphold strong moral principles in all your dealings.

3. Pursue Education: 

Continuously seek knowledge and self-improvement, both personally and professionally.

4. Maintain Healthy Relationships: 

Foster positive, supportive relationships and communicate openly and honestly.

5. Stay Fit: 

Prioritize physical health through regular exercise, a balanced diet, and adequate rest.

6. Be Financially Responsible: 

Manage your finances wisely, save for the future, and avoid unnecessary debt.

7. Embrace Diversity: 

Appreciate and respect cultural, ethnic, and individual differences.

8. Practice Self-Care: 

Take time to care for your mental and emotional well-being through relaxation, hobbies, and mindfulness.

9. Set Goals: 

Define clear, achievable goals and work diligently towards them.

10. Give Back: 

Engage in community service and help those in need, contributing positively to society.

11. Cultivate Patience: 

Practice patience in all areas of life, understanding that good things often take time.

12. Be Adaptable:

Stay open to change and be willing to adjust to new circumstances and challenges.

13. Show Gratitude: 

Regularly express appreciation for the people and opportunities in your life.

14. Live Authentically: 

Be true to yourself and your values and strive to live a life that reflects who you are.

15. Seek Balance: 

Strive for a balanced life, giving appropriate time and energy to work, family, friends, and personal interests.

How to handle emotions

Here are 8 golden ways to handle emotion.

5-Golden Steps to Start YouTube Channel

Everyone should own a YouTube channel.

Sadly, most people have no idea how to start.
Here’s a full 22-day plan you can start today:

 Step 1: Niche Selection (Day 1-2)

Your niche must meet 2 criteria:

1. Viral potential

2. Sustainability

If demand is too low it will be hard to generate views

If your channel is trend-based, it could become irrelevant in 1-2 years

Step 2: Research Competition (Day 3-5)

Download the NexLev Check YouTube Monetization Status Extension

Then:

1. Search for 10 monetized channels in your niche

2. Make list of 100 outlier videos in your niche

3. Generate your own list of 20-30 ideas

Here’s how the tool works:

Step 3: Set up your channel (Day 6-7)

First, create your Google Account and Channel

Next, select your channel name (use Namelix for ideas)

Then, use Canva to create your channel logo and banner

Finally, use ChatGPT for your channel description

Here’s the setup process:

Step 4: Build your team (Day 8-21)

First, set up an account on Upwork

Next, either:

- Hire 1 person to create full videos

- Hire multiple people for each video component

The first is easier to manage

The second is better for cost management

Here’s how you hire on Upwork:

Step 5: Channel Launch (Day 22)

Maintain the schedule and you’ll be ready to post in 22 days

Will you make money right away? No

Expect it to take 2-3 months to get monetized

Want to speed this up? Focus on education

This is how my student got monetized in just 4 videos

For a standard 10-minute video expect to pay $60-100 each

Posting 1 video a week will cost you $240-400

After your channel gets monetized

You will soon recoup that initial investment

With everything else being profit

Here’s an example…

Niche: Sports

RPM: $5 per 1,000 views

Videos/mo: 4

Views: 1,000,000

Income: $5,000

Expenses: $400

Profit: $4,600

Then as your views grow, so will your income…

Credit: Adam YouTube

 

Source: https://www.facebook.com/share/p/u1t6LNXdPaAEzz3G/